- me: does 5 situps
- me: where are my abs
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prefieroatragantarmeconmerengue:
Bath mat turns red when wet.
I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.
Then wait for the screams of terror.
(Source: isadilli)
what if you woke up in the middle of the night and there were just oompa loompas standing around your bed staring at you like not even doing anything just standing there staring you down